Didi Turns Hot..........

Well  Mamma----------didi turns hot yet again.
This time Dinesh dadu, felt the heat...The "good boy" of grassy party got high on rail, and the result was--- well the things got uncomfortable.

A mature democracy needs a strong law.Wake up didi, its time to hike the train fares, otherwise Indian railways will be renamed " AIR INDIA" , burping and farting with hiccups for company!!!!
Popularistic measures are for people who suffer from low self esteem, they have to please one and all but I guess chucking rail way minister was stretching the elastic far too much. It will snap and I shudder to think of the day, when didi would withdraw support from the UPA and we have to face one more elections.... Come on ya, not again. Standing in the afternoon sun in the long queue to cast vote because some body took a fancy for a dumb ass " Mukul Roy" , not done!!!!

So its better for our spinster didi, to take a break and jig to chammak challo and cool her heels at the swiss alps  or Darjeeling( she promised remember, Darjeeling to be transformed into Swizerland)

What say guys???

UP elections ,Bhang and Dhoka.....

The "son" rose  in UP . The englissss hating, compooooooter bashing , gun trotting days are back again.Yippeee!!!

The other son  gave that Tusshar Kappor look and strutted his stuff . Con-gress being unfairly blamed for being the opposite of PRO-gress , after all  Ra-hul baba could not be blamed!!! PROS n CONS are the two facets of coin ( only the coin is counterfeited it has only one CON-FACE printed, ISI at work I tell you). Mama Mia of our baba took to severe depression with daddu Digvijay Singh for company .

 Renuka Chaudhury like the ever pampered aunty was elated as they did better than the last time increasing their seats by a whopping 6 (from 22), which was as impressive as Mamma had engaged   private tutors of Pranab uncle, Dr.Singh sir . Junior baby , came home with his report card saying “Mom, half-yearly I got 2 out of 100 and this time I got 8″. What was more telling than this!!!! Only our vedeshi--mamma got pizza ka paratha and gelato  ka halwa for kiddo baba.

Are jane se pehle ( as mithun da would say) ek choti si baat , only if our nationalistic party gives up that " char baj gaye hain party abhi  baki hain" types attitude . Get some genuine, hardworking ,grass root ( I do not mean LSD , marijuana and other Grassy stuffs that babalogs have) whom the  mango people(aam janta) could connect with.The janta janardan and the women population is very much like the Blue-tooth connections. They check up with all the networks but get connected with the strongest ones!!! So for all the babas , babys , confused Jinnah admirers , rath commuters, temple lovers et all , get decentralized. Get a leader with problem identification and decision making ability at the state level as puppet play and strings pulling is so passe, wake up madamji!!!


India shining ? Absolutely with a  team of 1.22 billion( and still counting) high school children, high on testosterone, under the stewardship of a hot games teacher way past her prime,with each stereotype of the school sports team finding representation—-the handsome (RA-hul baba), once-handsome (Digvijay) uncle, the corpulent (Renuka Aunty), the chikna (Pranab babumoshai ), the talentless-who-owes-his-place-in-team-to-friend -philosopher come-guide--(Dr. Singhji) and the utterly pyscho (Chidambaram).

After all these serious discussions I really need to pacify my utterly sensitive nerves, must gulp  down some  bhanng as Shivji's prasad, divine intervention is the call of the day!!! Hey , team India are you with me?

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HOLI---Colour me Red...

Holi is round the corner.

Last time I played with colours  if I can recollect, was eons ago.Time was indulgent enough for me to love the colour red.Air crisp  with youthful intentions and incoherent desires, was about to break.That spring afternoon heralding holi gave the much needed push.

Today all the colours have mixed to form a hue, where individual colours have lost their existence.Life is expansive like colours around me ,yet dense like a bubble about to burst.

Red is no more my favourite colour. Too much of desires were wasted on red.

Today suddenly I heard a whisper awakening me from my mid life slumber.Infinite moments were spent for this day.Finally realization dawns in, truth is just an abstraction; lost in smoke of relativity.

Today too is a tired spring afternoon, with Holi round the corner. Holi hai or shall I say Holi High?

Colour me Red....

Moview Review---Charulata 2011

Saw " Charulata 2011" aswesomely pathetically horribilisly cant explain ya ,I am stammering , lost for words...it is Jims bane Bhatakti Jawani come Murderer all in one( buy one and get two free) it was so yuk thu....

The heroine Rituparna well past her prime, was insanely demented. She made me throw up my" onnoprashoner bhaat" ... abyssmal deregatory and a serious challenge to your senses if you happen to be a homosapien...or any form of life form...watch it if u dare to slaughter your senses... As didi could have said, Bandh Karo at any cost!!!!

By an old friend...

Its not about love, its all about love
Its all about some mountains n rest of the rains
About four springs and rest of winters
Expiry of relations at the right place 
And also at the right time
It not where to reach 
Its all about how to reach
Its about the famous of saying
Everythings fair in love n theatre
Its about the long wish for wings 
That would take flight one day
To a place called here...
Its all about Mondays
And all the seven days of the week
Based on true stories
And almost a clear sky...