Being a university student I had the pleasure of visiting my university frequently. I had the honour and privilege to observe such great men of honour from such close quarters. For starters , I went to the sales counter for fees submittion for Phd form today. The man at the counter looked like a distant cousin of Amrish Puri . He had this focused nonchalant look on his face that reminded me of Uday Chopra in his hay days. He was accepting the money at such alarming pace that would make any Ashustosh Gowarikar movie seem like Rush hour.
By the time my turn came , I had already chewed up my perfectly manicured nails( + 10 % vat added) and pulled up my hairs( whatever was left , now that I have started washing them regularly every month) , the man behind the counter decided to call it a day!!!! I was about to collapse into the arms of a gutka chewing gentle-homosapien , when a managed to catch hold of Mr.Amrish Puri's lookalike's hand…
His expression if I right fully remember ( I was already in Mr. Gutka’s arm , n he was already transported to Bangkok for a song and a dance sequence, Bangkok is cheaper than Digha ya Mandermani these days for shooting u see) was that of a saarprized Tushar Kapoor ( that is before he went to the numerologist who added one s , finally at GOLMAAL we were spared of the trauma of his speech).
His expression if I right fully remember ( I was already in Mr. Gutka’s arm , n he was already transported to Bangkok for a song and a dance sequence, Bangkok is cheaper than Digha ya Mandermani these days for shooting u see) was that of a saarprized Tushar Kapoor ( that is before he went to the numerologist who added one s , finally at GOLMAAL we were spared of the trauma of his speech).
I tried all the tricks staring from being Daku rani Himmatwali to Humra Padosan( the new hot Bhojpuri movie making waves I heard #@%&*), Mr. Amrapurklar look alike finally relented. I was given the form…..I felt like Mayawati after her 100000000th statue making it to Madam Tussauds. I was ecstatic , I reached my salvation from the cycle of mortality. Shakespeare stated “ All the worlds a stage n and all men and women merely players” Players? Oh come on , if you consider Beti B’s father what was his name? huh! , Bobby Deol , Niel Mukesh as Players!!! Then I am all ready having a stage fright!!! Well well, by then I already achieved Nirvana ( I still listen to their music it’s a great way to feel , abhi to main jawan hoon types though I am tired telling my son's friend not to call me aunty huh!). Wow going by todays couse of action I can might as open a crash course on art of achieving Moksha in approximately 2 hour 48 minutes( approximately that was the time I spent standing in the queue)
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