The "son" rose in UP . The englissss hating, compooooooter bashing , gun trotting days are back again.Yippeee!!!
The other son gave that Tusshar Kappor look and strutted his stuff . Con-gress being unfairly blamed for being the opposite of PRO-gress , after all Ra-hul baba could not be blamed!!! PROS n CONS are the two facets of coin ( only the coin is counterfeited it has only one CON-FACE printed, ISI at work I tell you). Mama Mia of our baba took to severe depression with daddu Digvijay Singh for company .
Renuka Chaudhury like the ever pampered aunty was elated as they did better than the last time increasing their seats by a whopping 6 (from 22), which was as impressive as Mamma had engaged private tutors of Pranab uncle, Dr.Singh sir . Junior baby , came home with his report card saying “Mom, half-yearly I got 2 out of 100 and this time I got 8″. What was more telling than this!!!! Only our vedeshi--mamma got pizza ka paratha and gelato ka halwa for kiddo baba.
Are jane se pehle ( as mithun da would say) ek choti si baat , only if our nationalistic party gives up that " char baj gaye hain party abhi baki hain" types attitude . Get some genuine, hardworking ,grass root ( I do not mean LSD , marijuana and other Grassy stuffs that babalogs have) whom the mango people(aam janta) could connect with.The janta janardan and the women population is very much like the Blue-tooth connections. They check up with all the networks but get connected with the strongest ones!!! So for all the babas , babys , confused Jinnah admirers , rath commuters, temple lovers et all , get decentralized. Get a leader with problem identification and decision making ability at the state level as puppet play and strings pulling is so passe, wake up madamji!!!
India shining ? Absolutely with a team of 1.22 billion( and still counting) high school children, high on testosterone, under the stewardship of a hot games teacher way past her prime,with each stereotype of the school sports team finding representation—-the handsome (RA-hul baba), once-handsome (Digvijay) uncle, the corpulent (Renuka Aunty), the chikna (Pranab babumoshai ), the talentless-who-owes-his-place-in-team-to-friend -philosopher come-guide--(Dr. Singhji) and the utterly pyscho (Chidambaram).
After all these serious discussions I really need to pacify my utterly sensitive nerves, must gulp down some bhanng as Shivji's prasad, divine intervention is the call of the day!!! Hey , team India are you with me?
The other son gave that Tusshar Kappor look and strutted his stuff . Con-gress being unfairly blamed for being the opposite of PRO-gress , after all Ra-hul baba could not be blamed!!! PROS n CONS are the two facets of coin ( only the coin is counterfeited it has only one CON-FACE printed, ISI at work I tell you). Mama Mia of our baba took to severe depression with daddu Digvijay Singh for company .
Renuka Chaudhury like the ever pampered aunty was elated as they did better than the last time increasing their seats by a whopping 6 (from 22), which was as impressive as Mamma had engaged private tutors of Pranab uncle, Dr.Singh sir . Junior baby , came home with his report card saying “Mom, half-yearly I got 2 out of 100 and this time I got 8″. What was more telling than this!!!! Only our vedeshi--mamma got pizza ka paratha and gelato ka halwa for kiddo baba.
Are jane se pehle ( as mithun da would say) ek choti si baat , only if our nationalistic party gives up that " char baj gaye hain party abhi baki hain" types attitude . Get some genuine, hardworking ,grass root ( I do not mean LSD , marijuana and other Grassy stuffs that babalogs have) whom the mango people(aam janta) could connect with.The janta janardan and the women population is very much like the Blue-tooth connections. They check up with all the networks but get connected with the strongest ones!!! So for all the babas , babys , confused Jinnah admirers , rath commuters, temple lovers et all , get decentralized. Get a leader with problem identification and decision making ability at the state level as puppet play and strings pulling is so passe, wake up madamji!!!
India shining ? Absolutely with a team of 1.22 billion( and still counting) high school children, high on testosterone, under the stewardship of a hot games teacher way past her prime,with each stereotype of the school sports team finding representation—-the handsome (RA-hul baba), once-handsome (Digvijay) uncle, the corpulent (Renuka Aunty), the chikna (Pranab babumoshai ), the talentless-who-owes-his-place-in-team-to-friend -philosopher come-guide--(Dr. Singhji) and the utterly pyscho (Chidambaram).
After all these serious discussions I really need to pacify my utterly sensitive nerves, must gulp down some bhanng as Shivji's prasad, divine intervention is the call of the day!!! Hey , team India are you with me?
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